I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
i need to put some appletini on your dick
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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