one might say we're banned from that church
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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