More tranny stories later!
what day is it and did you see me today?
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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