Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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