where am i from again
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
It's not a walk of shame if you run
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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