I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
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