that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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