she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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