Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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