Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Randomize
