My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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