i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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