just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
