But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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