there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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