We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Randomize