I'm lost and stupid without you.
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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