The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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