please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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