I wannas sexs uuuuu
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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