two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize