You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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