dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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