North Korea, Best Korea!
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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