my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
i just sent this text using only my big toe
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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