My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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