I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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