you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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