and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
this will be a night to untag.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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