What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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