I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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