Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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