After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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