Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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