Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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