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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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