did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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