that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Randomize
