a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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