Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Girls should come with a carfax report
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
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