she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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