But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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