Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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