I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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