Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Randomize
