Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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