yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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