So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
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