we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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