Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
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