At least make sure they are 18
Why
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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