i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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