Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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