I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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