If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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