My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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