I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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